October 12th, 2005 by DamnImCute Celebrities Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

Alexander Von Furstenberg

First let me state that nobody has the right to have “Von” anywhere in their name anymore. It just doesn’t work today. No such thing as an important count or countess, they are just titles. I don’t go around calling myself Paul Pimp Scrivens…wait yes I do, but that’s not the point. My title makes sense, “Von” doesn’t.

Have you seen this year’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? If you so you should remember TV Mike having to be stretched out so that he is rail thin and about 9ft tall. That’s what the great Alexander Von reminds me of. Maybe Von means “stretched” in Austrian or something.

I know it doesn’t silly people. It means elongated.

Nonetheless she gets put under Cute Celebs.




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