Black Men Love Simpson’s Ass
The Superficial
There are just too many of these elements to point out so I am going to have to make a list.
- The guy on the list saying he is #1 yet not even getting in the picture implying that he is so far from being #1 one that he doesn’t even deserve to be in the same sentence as the # sign.
- Jessica approaching the camera with a glass anal probe and that smirk thinking what she is going to do to the camera man once she gets close enough to him.
- And finally, the part of the picture that makes this so damn great. The huge black guy in the back showing no shame in looking at Simpson’s ass with a big ol’ smile thinking what he would like to do with the glass anal probe and her ass.
Thank god Ashlee isn’t around.
Jessica Simpson
photo gallery.






November 10th, 2005 at 4:33 pm
The only thing I noticed in this photo is her dress. That is one rockin’ dress.
November 10th, 2005 at 4:36 pm
Meh, the body makes the dress, but I do agree, it isn’t horrendous.
November 11th, 2005 at 12:12 am
Aarg! Me no likey!
She’s so so pretty and all, but…
she could be carrying her brain in that glass thing.
This is one odd picture. To me it looks like the hand-guy is subtley warning that something is gonna drop from above, like a grand-piano or anvil weight. Simpson has been dared to tread on one of the various items of crap laying about the place, with an ‘ok, there - I did it’ look. Finally, to be honest, I think the suit guy is more impressed with the tile-work than Simpson’s behind.
I doubt we’ll ever know the truth.
January 4th, 2006 at 3:22 pm
im a white woman and i love chocalate men espeically their ding dongs