November 10th, 2005 by DamnImCute Celebrities Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

Black Men Love Simpson’s Ass

Photo credit: The Superficial

There are just too many of these elements to point out so I am going to have to make a list.

  • The guy on the list saying he is #1 yet not even getting in the picture implying that he is so far from being #1 one that he doesn’t even deserve to be in the same sentence as the # sign.
  • Jessica approaching the camera with a glass anal probe and that smirk thinking what she is going to do to the camera man once she gets close enough to him.
  • And finally, the part of the picture that makes this so damn great. The huge black guy in the back showing no shame in looking at Simpson’s ass with a big ol’ smile thinking what he would like to do with the glass anal probe and her ass.
  • Thank god Ashlee isn’t around.

Jessica Simpson photo gallery.




4 Responses to “Black Men Love Simpson’s Ass”

  1. Nicole Says:

    The only thing I noticed in this photo is her dress. That is one rockin’ dress.

  2. Scrivs Says:

    Meh, the body makes the dress, but I do agree, it isn’t horrendous.

  3. scottiedog Says:

    Aarg! Me no likey!

    She’s so so pretty and all, but…
    she could be carrying her brain in that glass thing.

    This is one odd picture. To me it looks like the hand-guy is subtley warning that something is gonna drop from above, like a grand-piano or anvil weight. Simpson has been dared to tread on one of the various items of crap laying about the place, with an ‘ok, there - I did it’ look. Finally, to be honest, I think the suit guy is more impressed with the tile-work than Simpson’s behind.

    I doubt we’ll ever know the truth.

  4. Jacky Says:

    im a white woman and i love chocalate men espeically their ding dongs

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