Jennifer Aniston’s Self-Esteem Plummets Some More
It’s one thing to get ditched for Angelina Jolie. It’s another thing entirely for your man to cheat on you with a toothy co-ed who engages in the liberal use of emoticons and is under the impression that getting to second base is “just as good” as sex. In an email to her friends, 20-year-old Trinity University student Laura Mallory Lane spilled the totally XXX deets about her Eastern European romp with Vince Vaughn:
…next thing I know it was me and Vince Vaughn alone in the hotel room. For a while we just had a drink and talked some more (and yes, we talked about Jen) and one thing led to another and obviously we were messing around before too long. We didn’t have sex, but it was just as good
Afterward we just laid in his gigantic beautiful bed with satin sheets, smoking cigarettes and talking about life. He had a gorgeous view of the river and Buda Castle from his window, and we watched the sunrise. I felt like I was in a movie. We didn’t ever go to sleep and in the morning he walked me out and kissed me goodbye in front of everyone and was so sweet.
If her next rebound boyfriend cheats with a mentally challenged high schooler, it’ll be time for Jen to take some personal inventory. [Source]
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December 7th, 2006 at 10:28 pm
oh come on. don’t tell me that if you were an anonymous college student, and you hooked up with a celeb, that you wouldn’t be excited? give the poor girl a break.
December 9th, 2006 at 7:35 pm
So she went down on him in his hotel room. It’s probably more than Maniston ever did. The fact that he didn’t have the courtesy to reciprocate would be lost on a dumb college kid. Especially one so unattractive…let’s face it, she’s got a horse face. That night with Clown Boy will probably stand forever as the best night of her life.
Just my opinion, of course!
December 9th, 2006 at 10:11 pm
I just heard about what happened! Apparently my friend went to school with her and had something just as good as sex as well! Yes she is not the greatest looking chick on the block, but she is definitely boneable. I do just want to shout out to my boy Vince. WTF dude you have Jennifer Aniston wtf were you f*cking thinking. I love your movies!
December 11th, 2006 at 1:45 pm
Holy Me! I do not approve of this! I have been watching Vince Vaughn from above for a while and I have just one question? Why would you go out with a TransVestite rather than Jenny Bunny! I would like to say that I am next to ask out Jen yeah! Please respond……….
Your Lord Jesus Christ
@ 0001 Heavenly Way
Heaven, PA 001001
I am not a huge fan of gossip, but this too juicy for me not to pay attention!