Gwyneth’s Gluttonous Ways
Gwyneth Paltrow just busted out the second cutest kid alive, and is itchin’ to lose her baby weight. Gwynny was always a fan of the psycho macrobiotic I-don’t-eat-anything-remotely-enjoyable diet prior to getting pregnant with Apple, and now she’s apparently gone back to that and stepped it up a notch.
Gwyn is BANNED from wheat, dairy products, sugar, gluten, booze and red meat. She is allowed turkey, chicken and white fish but NO swordfish. Veg is OK but she can have NO tomatoes, peppers or other fruits, except for bananas. She is also taking various herbal supplements to flush out toxins and undergoes regular reflexology and cupping sessions and a rather unpleasant series of colonics. In case you’re interested, Dr Joshi, who is based in London’s famous Wimpole Street, charges £750 for the detox diet and, er, accompanying procedures.
Woooooweeeeee. I wish I could even understand this as to be able to explain it to y’all better. Who tells someone they can’t eat tomatoes or any fruit except bananas? Seriously, if someone wants to pay me £750 to tell them not to eat anything, I could be the next Atkins, or Zone…I’ll call it: Damn I’m Cute Celebrislim Crazy Ass Food Regime. I see it catching on as we speak. [Source]
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