January 26th, 2006 by DamnImCute Celebrities Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

Reese Witherspoon’s Mystery Friend

Ignore Reese and her chin in this picture and focus on the black haired lady. Notice anything strange? Here is the list I came up with.

  • Could be a wax museum statue.
  • Scary red gloves.
  • Wig?
  • No eyebrows
  • Wig?
  • Guy?
  • Wig?

And if you have someone like this hanging around you, why in the hell would you be smiling about it? I don’t care if you just cured cancer, when scary lady is touching you there is no happiness in the room. It just doesn’t play out like that.

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11 Responses to “Reese Witherspoon’s Mystery Friend”

  1. Dennis Bullock Says:

    Maybe this photo was taken just seconds before security jumped on the wierdo.

  2. Bachem Says:

    I guarantee the weird old cow is a Golden Globe voter.

  3. VM Says:

    have we confirmed Reese’s chin as authentic, or man-made?

  4. ll Says:

    Perhaps someone from Johnny Cash’s family?

  5. Dorota Says:

    It’s Yola Czaderska - Hayek :)

    http://www.yola.stopklatka.pl/galeria2.asp

  6. Scrivs Says:

    Weird.

  7. umm no Says:

    She’s a member of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, and yes, she’s a voter. Freak.

  8. Roxxy Says:

    The freaky old lady is well….freaky but look at Reese! She looks like she is struggling to hold barf back or something, it\’s so odd, sometimes she looks good but sometimes she looks..well….like she does in that pic!

  9. Cage Says:

    I think Reese’s chin is fake and the lady holding her is just a nice person who wanted her picture taken with her. Leave the dark haired lady alone. At least she looks like everything is real, except the eyebrows…..

  10. mr skin Says:

    That\’s to bad Reese is getting a divorce.

  11. TRISH HARRIS Says:

    that is my cousin Yola Hayek. she’s a polish journalist.

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