Taryn Manning - Oh How I Hate/Love Thee

In 2001 I saw Crazy/Beautiful, which had Taryn Manning and I put her in my top 5 list for hottest actresses in Hollywood. Something about her just does it for me. Maybe it’s that nobody else ever talks about her so in a sad, sad way I get to have her all to myself. Then I came across this photo of her and she didn’t even make my top 500 list for male actors I would bone if my family was being held at gunpoint.
Seriously, this just killed all fantasies. There had to be some redemption, but I feared there was no going back after this. Then no longer than five minutes later the cute gods smiled upon me and gave me this picture.

Thank you. Don’t let this happen again.






October 18th, 2005 at 5:45 pm
Cheers Scrivs. I won’t be hard for a week.
October 18th, 2005 at 9:03 pm
Ah come on now Zach, she only killed my erection for about 10 minutes.
January 24th, 2006 at 11:37 pm
I didn’t know who she was when I read this and now I want to scrub me eyes with washing liquids!