Daniel DiCriscio
First let me tell you a little something about myself. I was born in 1980 and after being released from the confines of my mother’s uterus I witnessed the fashion of the time period and promptly tried to shove myself right back up her uterus and wait around patiently for the 90’s. As you can imagine, that didn’t work out as planned and I was forced to endure the 80’s.
With that in mind, looking at this picture returns me back to the hateful decade and how ridiculous everyone dressed back then. The man has one of those bed curtains on with leather pants. Bed curtain and leather pants. Say that one more time with me.
Bed curtain and leather pants.
Who the hell is Daniel DiCriscio you ask? Checkout his website to see that he is a celebrity image consultant and this only proves that anyone can be anything they want if they put their mind to it.
Hell if he can do it I can do it. Actually I think I will just put on my space helmet and call myself an astronaut.
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October 20th, 2005 at 7:40 pm
Did Goldie and Daniel go to the same stylist? They are still cute, even though these blondes seem to want all the attention they can get. You would think he’d know better being an image consultant, after all!?
November 3rd, 2005 at 9:05 pm
It’s curtains for you! Or is that a piano shawl?
December 4th, 2005 at 7:17 am
i m a fageteer!!!!
January 5th, 2006 at 8:14 pm
yes you are, rico!!!!
January 7th, 2006 at 6:05 am
Did Barbra Streisand have anything to do with this?
January 8th, 2006 at 7:31 pm
a tribute to “Leather and Lace” I’m guessing .
December 1st, 2006 at 8:30 pm
I was on “Da Ali G Show” and I’m so proud that I’ve finally become a star in my own mind! Yours truly, Daniel DiCriscio
March 2nd, 2008 at 7:38 am
Never heard of Daniel DiCrisco, it’s so easy to just call yourself a celeb stylist these days without even knowing a celeb! If you have an interest in finding out what styles suit your body shape etc then i suggest you check out this cool little website which is basically an online automated personal stylist service and has a great free trail… beats paying £500 for a day with a stylist who is probably not even qualified anyways!
June 3rd, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Never heard of Chantelle…Whatever she or he is is such a LOSER…trying to ride on coattails. BIATCH! Sorry , but Chanty honey, you are nobody. Daniel DiCriscio reigns!