August 14th, 2008 by Celebrity Pictures Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

Dear Linsday Lohan

lindsay.jpg

Hey Lindsay Lohan..
I just read your blog and it made me feel a bit weezy in my stomach.
Here’s the visual…

Whenever you mention Ali Lohan and breasts…I want to puke.  She’s a walking corpse…and here you are getting mad at the paparazzi for questioning you about her alleged implants.  Then you go on to say your mother would “never encourage ,or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.”
WOW!!!!!!!

My response is- bullshit.  Your mother would be the first to do a little dance and make a little song when Ali Lohan decides to get a little nip tuck here and there. Who wouldn’t? Your sister not only needs implants, she needs a face lift, botox, nose job..etc. I could go on for hours! You say she’s not fully developed yet? I disagree!

She’s more than fully developed..she ages like a motherlover.
I am not judging her Linsday….but I am judging your mother. I bet she started this whole rumor. She probably even told Ali to stuff her bra a little more and wear some chokers.
In a more positive light…
We don’t have to see retarded pictures of your boyFRIEND saMANtha and you holding hands and acting like you’re not munching on carpet every night.

Have a wonderful day.




3 Responses to “Dear Linsday Lohan”

  1. gerard Vandenberg Says:

    Dear lilo:
    PLEASE HANG YOURSELF BEFORE IT’S TO LATE!!

  2. SARAH MARTIN Says:

    to the author of this article:
    remove the stick from your ass
    How can you say those things about a 14 year old child?! what the hell are you thinking? just get over it all, and calm down
    please

  3. Damn I'm Dumb Says:

    Wow… You’re a perfect example of why reTARDs should NOt hAve WEBsITes; or at least should have disclaimers on their front page warning those who value their brain cells to stay away. I could feel myself getting dumber just spending the 15 seconds to read this blog post.

    Honestly, anyone who covers celebrity gossip and reality-TV for a living has no business criticizing other human-beings–not even ones as worthless as Lindsay Lohan. I’m sure being an entertainment “journalist” (LOL, I crack myself up) is the closest your ugly ass can get to being part of the entertainment industry. But that’s hardly an excuse for being a dumb bitch on the web.

Leave a Reply

Related Posts from the Past: