November 6th, 2008 by | Stay updated and subscribe.

Evan Rachel Wood And Marilyn Manson Are DONE!

 
evan_m.jpg Marylin Manson
and skank ass whore, home-wrecker Evan Rachel Wood are apparently over.

Now, I love my girl Dita Von Teese, and only she can pull off anything burlesquey. Evan stole her man, and then Evan went through an identification confusion thinking she was Dita Von Teese.

She even started dressing like her! She probably stole her clothes and shit. Maybe she secretly worships her. But thank goodness they’re done.  Dita, even though Marylin is single- don’t go for his cheating ass.

Get yourself a fine piece of work. Not some idiotic blood-sucking wannabee vampire.
(Only one hot vampire-Edward Cullen)

One Response to “Evan Rachel Wood And Marilyn Manson Are DONE!”

  1. gerard Vandenberg Says:

    This “SOUNDS” as a surprise?

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