Joe Francis Gets Busted
It’s about time one of the most arrogant pieces of trash ever went down.
People reports that police have arrested Girls Gone Wild producer Joe Francis while he was on his way to supposedly turn himself in to begin serving time for criminal contempt of court. Panama City airport police in Florida, however, never gave the pornographer a chance for a dignified surrender, and proceeded to bust his ass when they spotted him in the airport. They are like my total heroes.
I would have preferred he acted like the jackass that he is and proceeded to resist arrest and commit suicide by cop in the process, but I’m a grownup who knows not all wishes can come true. Still, knowing that he’s being held at the Bay County jail is good enough for me. Francis better hope he could get one of his Girls Gone Wild to bring him some lubricant. Lots of ‘em. He knows he’s gonna need them, especially if he’s placed with the jail’s general population.
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