Joe Francis Getting More Screwed By The Day
The hits just keep coming for pornographer and a-hole extraordinaire Joe Francis, all of them richly deserved. The “Girls Gone Wild” producer, who’s in Florida serving 35 days in jail for contempt of court, just got slapped with a misdemeanor sexual battery charge in L.A. today. It really sucks to be him these days.
L.A. City Attorney spokesperson Frank Mateljan tells TMZ that Francis was at a birthday party in Los Angeles this past January when he allegedly touched an 18-year-old girl on the breast, buttocks and inner thigh. The woman allegedly repeatedly asked Francis to stop.
Francis will be arraigned May 22. If convicted, he faces a maximum six months in jail and a $2,000 fine.
Francis is my hero because once again, he’s brightened up my day. Imagine the joy he’ll bring me and millions of other people out there when he finally gets convicted for this rap as well as the tax evasion case he’s facing in Las Vegas. He better shore up his salad-tossing skills at the Florida jail he’s at, so that he and his bunghole will be ready for the really big boys at whatever max security prison he’ll be dumped in.
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