October 23rd, 2008 by | Stay updated and subscribe.

Katie Holmes Makes Me Puke

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Katie Holmes is so ridiculous! Who honestly thought this bitch could sing?

Even my dog is barking furiously at the computer….I keep telling my precious pup that the crazy alien lady won’t force him into scientology!

But seriously, my friends, this is just an awful perfomance that should be suffocated immediately. Pull the plug and fire the vocal trainer. And does this bitch think she actually looks sexy? Hell to the fuck no.

Nobody likes a surf board body shape on a woman.  It’s all about the curves. ( NO NOT RAVEN SYMONE!)




2 Responses to “Katie Holmes Makes Me Puke”

  1. Andie Says:

    I actually thought she did a great job. Her tone was good, and she was singing broadway, afterall, so of course it’s going to be a bit different then what we’re used to! (i’m not even a fan of hers and can still acknowledge that the girl has talent.)

  2. gerard Vandenberg Says:

    …..SO SOON ALREADY, folks?

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