Miley Cyrus: I want Sex
Anyone lost a drunk-chipmunk? Oh wait..that’s Miley Cyrus.
Who knew? Anyways- what the hell is on her head? Someone needs to lend that gurl a brush and some de-frizz oil. She looks like a hot-mess, minus the hot.
I notice on her wrist she has a couple of black jelly bracelets. I recall that when someone wears those black ones it’s considered an invitation to have sex with whoever breaks them. Isn’t that the antonym for a chastity ring?
This is evidence that Miley Cyrus is a whore and wants everyone to cut her black bracelets.
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September 16th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
They Fuck at disney?
September 17th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Just cuz you were a black band around ur arm doesnt mean u want sex or your a whore. get over urselfs
September 20th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
First of all the person who wrote this fucked up article is a drunk chipmunck, not Miley you need to stop the hate bitch
ass ugly shitty horse learn how to write an article you fuck head!!!!
October 31st, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Take a chill pill Miley people. really miley is just a stupid teennager dont give a s*** about her. Really She is soooooooooo messed up.
November 11th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Her probably looks like shit because she has dyed it so many times ! She is a big fuck-up!
September 25th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
i wear these black bracelets! I wore them along time before i knew miley was, and to be really honest, i’m not inviting people to come have sex with me.. i’d rather not go there an risk things.
everyone wears them nower days!
October 28th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
i wore the black and orang 1s 4 october till my friend told me wat they meant.but i wish she woulda told me earlier tho,coz i strted out wit 5 blacks 5 oranges.then,well lets just say ppl say them and now im down to 1black and 2oranges.i ddnt kno but now i do. i guess i’ll hav 2 go tlk to the guys that broke them.hahahahaa lol