September 16th, 2008 by Celebrity Gossip Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

Miley Cyrus: I want Sex

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Anyone lost a drunk-chipmunk? Oh wait..that’s Miley Cyrus.

Who knew? Anyways- what the hell is on her head? Someone needs to lend that gurl a brush and some de-frizz oil.  She looks like a hot-mess, minus the hot.

I notice on her wrist she has a couple of black jelly bracelets. I recall that when someone wears those black ones it’s considered an invitation to have sex with whoever breaks them. Isn’t that the antonym for a chastity ring?

This is evidence that Miley Cyrus is a whore and wants everyone to cut her black bracelets. 




5 Responses to “Miley Cyrus: I want Sex”

  1. gerard Vandenberg Says:

    They Fuck at disney?

  2. princess gurl Says:

    Just cuz you were a black band around ur arm doesnt mean u want sex or your a whore. get over urselfs

  3. Mike Says:

    First of all the person who wrote this fucked up article is a drunk chipmunck, not Miley you need to stop the hate bitch
    ass ugly shitty horse learn how to write an article you fuck head!!!!

  4. tey Says:

    Take a chill pill Miley people. really miley is just a stupid teennager dont give a s*** about her. Really She is soooooooooo messed up.

  5. Cecilie Says:

    Her probably looks like shit because she has dyed it so many times ! She is a big fuck-up!

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