Miley Cyrus: I want Sex
Anyone lost a drunk-chipmunk? Oh wait..that’s Miley Cyrus.
Who knew? Anyways- what the hell is on her head? Someone needs to lend that gurl a brush and some de-frizz oil. She looks like a hot-mess, minus the hot.
I notice on her wrist she has a couple of black jelly bracelets. I recall that when someone wears those black ones it’s considered an invitation to have sex with whoever breaks them. Isn’t that the antonym for a chastity ring?
This is evidence that Miley Cyrus is a whore and wants everyone to cut her black bracelets.
Instant Del.icio.us Bookmark This - 
|
| RSS for this post's categories: ">Douchebags & Assclowns, and ">Miley Cyrus
This entry was posted
on Tuesday, September 16th, 2008 at 11:07 am and is filed under .
You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.
You can leave a response.
Trackback:
September 16th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
They Fuck at disney?
September 17th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Just cuz you were a black band around ur arm doesnt mean u want sex or your a whore. get over urselfs
September 20th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
First of all the person who wrote this fucked up article is a drunk chipmunck, not Miley you need to stop the hate bitch
ass ugly shitty horse learn how to write an article you fuck head!!!!
October 31st, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Take a chill pill Miley people. really miley is just a stupid teennager dont give a s*** about her. Really She is soooooooooo messed up.
November 11th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Her probably looks like shit because she has dyed it so many times ! She is a big fuck-up!