October 17th, 2005 by DamnImCute Celebrities Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

Paul “Chia Pet” Scrivens

Wow, Scrivs, it is a good thing you are a largely successful computer nerd. How nice it must be for you to sit, relatively anonymous, in front of your keyboard and say such awful things about people you don’t even know. Now, I am acutley aware that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and I have definitely said my share of disparaging things about various people. I also know that celebrities invite a certain amount of criticism by choosing to be in the public eye. However, you said yourself that this guy isn’t even really a “celebrity” yet. So do you just peruse the web looking for pictures of people to bash, or what? I noticed a few postings that you made about other “celebrities” that were unflattering, but this one seems to be particularly cruel, even for you. For some reason it stood out to me, and I really felt bad for the guy. In my opinion, he’s actually kinda cute. At least he looks happy. Oh, and I saw your pic on another site, and let’s just say it is a good thing you are smart and successful.

And so I promised some pics of myself. I could’ve went the glamour shots route like the celebrities I make fun of I went a different way. I took pics of myself first thing this morning so this is what you get. I could make fun of myself, but I think the pics do a sufficient job of this.

I shall place myself under the douchebag category for even starting a site like this.

And to think I am the CEO of a company…




10 Responses to “Paul “Chia Pet” Scrivens”

  1. lexa Says:

    I bet you probably clean up very nicely! So let’s hope you had a long night out and this is not an everyday thing.

  2. Scrivs Says:

    Haha, well damn Lexa I don’t always look like sunshine and smell like roses the instant I get out of bed, but I definitely do tidy myself up a bit :)

  3. lexa Says:

    Well in that case I bet you are fighting off the women or hurting one beautiful woman.

  4. Rooster Says:

    Those pics are cute! :)

  5. Scrivs Says:

    You just saying that Rooster since I pay the bills. Bubblegum bills at least. I will post “nicer” pics one day, but for now it’s back to the famous people.

  6. Rooster Says:

    Haha. No seriously. :)

  7. Scrivs Says:

    Sorry Rooster, I will never believe you. Never. Ever.

  8. Ingrid Says:

    Those pics are not that bad! :)

  9. Paul Stamatiou Says:

    Not sure if I’m the first one to think of this….

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/pauls/58160224/

  10. rico Says:

    dude you are a genius and you are entitle to look like that everyday.

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