Ryan “Sonic the Hedgehog” Cabrera
Who in the hell walks out of their house and thinks that walking out of the house looking like a porcupine is a cool thing? Well besides the Gottis nobody else should, but Ryan likes to take things to new heights. Women (and guy guys) do you find this shit cute at all?
I see this shit and it makes me want to punch him in the back of the head and this is coming from a guy who used to look like this. And why do I keep on thinking of Something About Mary when I see his do?
He needs a new name, something stupid yet refined and has the same amount of letters as Ryan so when he takes the SAT he won’t have to fill in more bubbles. How about Caca Cabrera? Sounds good to me.
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December 9th, 2009 at 12:44 am
Back in 1991. A game called Sonic the Hedgehog was made…and it’s greatness! Ever since I first played this game I still play it all of the time! The gameplay is amazing! It started a whole series that is still popular today! The graphics are stunning for its time,and I still enjoy them! Certaintly the best game on the Genesis(only serpassed by its sequels.) Buy this game! You won’t regret it.