Okay guys, try and top this.

Heidi Klum told Maire Claire how Seal proposed to her:

“[Seal] took me by helicopter.”

“He had an igloo built there, and they’d brought up everything: a bed with sheets inside the igloo, rose petals everywhere, candles. Very, very romantic!”

“There was food and champagne, and then the helicopter left. It was a little scary, too, because you’re so cut off from the world. No trees, nothing – it was hardcore. But I was ecstatic.”

Mischa Barton’s publicist is claiming those cellulite pics of her client have been altered:

“Those photos are doctored. I’m not saying she’s perfect, nobody is. But they’ve given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old. Look at the shots that were taken shortly before on a beach in L.A. Did she develop all that cellulite in a couple of weeks? There’s a lot you can do with Photoshopping.”

The photographer, Jamie Fawcett responded, “I wouldn’t seek to publicly embarrass her with nudity or health issues or body image issues. It is a shame that publications tend to highlight an issue that is not fair to a young girl. … However, sometimes these are the things that sell pictures.”

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These celebrities were born on May 9:

Rosario Dawson is 29.
Mike Wallace is 90.
James L. Brooks is 68.
Candice Bergen is 62.
Billy Joel is 59.
John Corbett is 47.
David Gahan of Depeche Mode is 46.

Pamela Anderson has sold off the entire contents of one of her LA homes, including some rather personal things.

She sold off pairs of panties, a chain-mail bra and the float she carried as lifeguard CJ Parker on Baywatch.

The sale which was filmed for her new reality TV show (of course) comes a month after Pam’s marriage to Rick Salomon was annulled. The money raised was donated to PETA.

Ryan Seacrest may be replacing Larry King in 2009.  A source from within CNN says that Seacrest, who has filled in for King in the past, is involved in “serious negotiations” to take over “Larry King Live”.

King is reportedly supportive of Seacrest: “He’s the classic generalist.”

“The only thing I don’t know, and I’ve gotten to know him pretty well, is how versed he is in politics, world affairs. Does he read the paper? Is he interested in Iraq? Because if he is, he’s going to be very good.”

These celebrities were born on May 8:

Enrique Iglesias is 33.
Don Rickles is 82.
Toni Tennille is 68.
Gary Glitter is 64.
Alex Van Halen is 55.
Melissa Gilbert is 44.
Julia Whelan (”Once and Again”) is 23.

Reports indicate Amy Winehouse has been arrested in London on suspicion of drug offenses.

Scotland Yard said it has to do with a video they received of Winehouse. Last January, pictures from the video of Winehouse allegedly smoking crack was published by The Sun. Scotland Yard released this statement:

“Around 1pm today a 24-year-old women from the Camden area attended a London police station by arrangement and was arrested in connection with the alleged possession of a controlled drug.  She remains in custody.”

Mischa Barton feels violated over pics of her cottage cheese ass all over the internet.

She said the photographer, Jamie Fawcett, ruined her vacation:

“He’s a ridiculous human being. I’ve never abhorred anyone more. I was so angry, I went up to him and said how disappointed I was with his behaviour. He apologized but he was very insincere.”

Fawcett’s repsonse: “I’m not a perv, and I didn’t intentionally mean to embarrass her. I don’t just set out and start my day thinking I want to get any celebrity topless.”

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Star Magazine reports Angelina Jolie will be having twin girls when she gives birth in July.

A source told them, “Brad can’t wait — he absolutely adores little girls. And Angelina just loves seeing him and the other kids so excited and happy.”

Another source claims Angelina’s pregnancy has been filled with “scary complications,” including suffering a major fall. “Angie got out of bed and was halfway across the room when she passed out and fell. Brad heard her hit the floor — hard — and he rushed to her side. She came around pretty quickly, and the medical team that has been traveling with her, a doctor and a nurse, got her back into bed and started checking her vitals.”

Britney Spears has been awarded more visitation time with her two young sons following a court hearing.

She will be allowed to spend time with the two boys in the presence of a court-appointed monitor and her parents.  However, the court declined to disclose exactly how much more time Britney will get.

While there were no changes in custody rights, K-Fed’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan said overnight visits “will be phased in in the near future.”

“The court made orders today, they were orders that the parties were able to mostly agree to. It represents a cautious step moving forward,” Kaplan added.

Hilary Duff is leggy. (Popoholic)

Reese Witherspoon is getting in shape. (PopSugar)

Jessica Alba’s nipples (Egotastic)

Gwyneth Paltrow fashion faux pas? (Defamer)

Money problems for Britney Spears. (IDLYITW)

Christina Aguilera is drunk. (A Socialite’s Life)

These celebrities were born on May 6:

George Clooney is 47.
Bob Seger is 63.
Alan Dale (”Ugly Betty”) is 61.
Tom Bergeron (”Dancing with the Stars”) is 53.
Roma Downey (”Touched by an Angel”) is 48.
Chris Shiflett of Foo Fighters is 37.

Gisele Bundchen is the highest earning model for the second consecutive year.

The 27-year-ol Brazilian earned a whopping $35 million last year.  That’s more than twice as much as Heidi Klum, the second highest earner.

Here’s the full Forbes list:

1. Gisele Bundchen, $35 million
2. Heidi Klum, $14 million
3. Kate Moss, $7.5 million
4. Adriana Lima, $7 million
5. Doutzen Kroes, $6 million
6. Karolina Kurkova, $5 million
7. Natalia Vodianova, $4.8 million
8. Carolyn Murphy, $4.5 million
9. Daria Werbowy, $3.8 million
10. Miranda Kerr, $3.5 million

On a side note, that’s an interesting pose; looks like Gisele may have some hidden talents.

Jenna Jameson was thrown out of a London club for trying to do drugs in the bathroom. Jenna had done a dance for players from Chelsea United earlier in the evening. She then went to use the bathroom, but was stopped by the attendant.

A source said, “She just asked if one of her friends could go in with her in the toilets to touch up her make-up before facing the paparazzi. But the toilet attendant said no, and kicked off. The bouncers called us American pigs, which brought Jenna to tears.”

These celebrities were born on May 5:

Chris Brown is 19.
Michael Palin (Monty Python) is 65.
John Rhys-Davies (”Lord of the Rings”) is 64.
Kurt Loder is 63.
Bill Ward of Black Sabbath is 60.
Brian Williams is 49.
Tina Yothers (”Family Ties”) is 35.
Craig David is 27.
Danielle Fishel (”Boy Meets World”) is 27.

Beyonce and Jay-Z rushed their marriage plans because she’s pregnant.

According to a source: “Beyonce is 100% pregnant.” They got married because Beyonce supposedly has strong Christian beliefs.

Hmmm…how do devout Christians feel about pre-marital sex?

Nick Cannon’s family has confirmed he has married Mariah Carey.

“Yes, we know. He called us and told us all about it.”

“We are happy for him. If that is what he wants, then we are happy for him. I’m not going to give you any details, but we are happy for him.”

A source close to Mariah said she married without a pre-nup, because “there wasn’t time.”
“They have been smitten with each other for days, weeks. And she’s always had a crush on him.”

These celebrities were born on May 3:

Cheryl Burke (”Dancing With The Stars”) is 24
Frankie Valli is 73.
Greg Gumbel is 62.
Christopher Cross is 57.
Dule’ Hill (”The West Wing”, “Psych”) is 33.