Britney Spears Can’t Keep a Man…or Woman

Think about it — for as long as Britney Spears has been famous, her social life has been noticeably devoid of fellow celebrities (JT excluded, of course). Brit’s recent foray into the LA celeb world has had disastrous, vagina-related consequences, and, if Page Six is to be believed (hehe), Paris Hilton is no longer her bff.

The friendship between Britney Spears and Paris Hilton was short, sweet and photogenic. But now, it seems, it’s over. A source close to Spears explains why the pop tart, who lost her undies last week, has not been seen with her “new best friend” Hilton since she posted an apology to her fans on her Web site, noting, “Thank God for Victoria’s Secret underwear!” The source said, “Britney has been told by her people that if she ever wants a comeback, she has to stay far away from Paris and start acting like an adult.”

I think Britney should stick to her old friends from Kentwood, LA, who love her for, and not in spite of, her Cheeto-stained fingers, perpetually awful hair extensions, and persistent use of “y’all” in normal conversation. [Source]

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