November 16th, 2006 by Celebrity Gossip Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

I Told You Paris Hilton Has a Lazy Eye

This post has a double meaning for me. First, I think we should all acknowledge that Paris wants to be a Bond girl, which is ridiculously stupid because she can’t even spell “girl.”

“Um, like, can I be a Bond Paris?”

But, more importantly, I’d like to point out the visual proof of what I’ve been saying all along that Ms. Hilton has a wonky-ass eye. Some might call it lazy. I call it slutty. [Source]




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