No Jailhouse Orgies For Paris Hilton
It is with regret that I inform you that Paris Hilton is not going to serve any jail time for the DUI incident she was busted for last year.
Instead of getting the chance to engage in group sex with prospective fellow inmates, Paris only has to go through 36 months of probation, and has to pay something like $1,500 in fines and penalty assessments. Then there’s the alcohol education program she must show up for.
But there’s still hope. Paris being one of the dumbest skanks to ever make a name for herself, she’ll be partying 24-7, and forget all about attending those alcohol education classes. Better yet, she’d probably be stupid enough to drink and drive again. Then we’ll finally get to see One Night in Paris Part 2. No Rick Solomon, just dozens of jailbirds borrowing batons from guards and sticking them…
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January 24th, 2007 at 7:13 pm
[…] But those “never before seen sex videos” sound interesting….hmmmm. This has been quite a week for Paris, what with that drunk driving deal she made still hanging over her head. […]
March 10th, 2010 at 9:29 pm
I have a clip from the Paris Hilton movie on my website. To bad it got leeched onto the internet for everyone to watch. She did not want it to be public as it was her ex Rick Salomon that leeched it.