Paris Hilton May Go To Jail
The Los Angeles City Attorney’s Office announced Thursday that Paris Hilton has violated the terms of her probation and could spend up to 90 days in jail.
Oh, happy day.
It can be remembered that on February 27, cops pulled her Bentley over as it sped down Sunset Boulevard without headlights on, and eventually discovered that she was driving with a suspended license, which stemmed from the DUI case slapped on her in September last year. She got away with a 36-month probation after pleading no contest to a lesser charge of alcohol-related reckless driving on Jan. 22.
This time, however, could be different. And although Paris’ rep insists she was unaware that her license has been suspended, a city official said they “have sufficient evidence to prove that Hilton had knowledge of the suspension, and yet continued to drive.”
What a dumbass.
She might actually become a jailbird and infect a whole correctional facility with crabs, but although I’d love the sight of a handcuffed Paris clad in an orange jumpsuit, I seriously doubt if she’ll ever do time. But we can dream, can’t we?
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April 3rd, 2007 at 5:41 am
Make my year! Please lock her up and throw away the key. What on earth will she do inside without an outfit to change into every five minutes and a football pitch size makeup bag….I agree…Oh happy day