Randy Spelling Popped Paris Hilton’s Cherry
Randy Spelling recently blabbed to the New York Daily News that he was the one who popped Paris Hilton’s cherry. He said:
“We were together for, like, two months.
“We went to Palm Springs once for the weekend, and we couldn’t check into the hotel under her name because her grandma was looking for her.
“She was, like, 15; I was 17. And what do you know, I hear this knock-knock-knock on the door, and I look out and her grandma’s there. And then I look out the window and I see Paris in a full-on dress with a suitcase running down the golf course. We broke up like a week later.”
I can totally believe that, even the part where he said that Paris came up to him in a nightclub recently, with her saying something like, ‘Randy took my virginity. I want to say hi’ to whomever she was with at that time. What my brain has difficulty processing is the idea that Paris Hilton was once a virgin. Or that she really was that night she and Randy met up and exchanged crabs.
Wait a sec, who the hell is Randy Spelling again? Oh, he’s Aaron Spelling’s kid and Tori’s brother. Right. I still have no idea who he is. I bet he’s just as gorgeous as his better-known sister.






