Britney Checks In and Out of Rehab

I was supposed to say, “about time” when Extra broke the news that Britney Spears, who for the past few months has been partying really hard and showing everybody where her sons had passed through on their birthdays, is finally seeking professional help.
But then, TMZ tells us that the pop star did check into a rehab facility, but checked out less than twenty-four hours later!
Now TMZ has learned that the center was located outside of the country, and she refused to stay. PEOPLE confirms that Brit was at Eric Clapton’s Crossroads rehab facility in Antigua.
TMZ is told that Britney checked in at the urging of friends and family, after being seen intoxicated in public places and was so “exhausted” on New Year’s Eve she collapsed.
According to TMZ sources, Britney is on her way back to Los Angeles. [Source]
The dumbass that she is, she probably checked in believing all rehab centers treat residents the way the Wonderland rehab facility has treated Lindsay Lohan, then was extremely disappointed that isn’t the case, and packed her bags. I bet she’s headed there right now.Well, now that Britney’s not really in rehab, here’s to more sightings of a dead-drunk Britney and her cooch.






February 21st, 2007 at 8:53 pm
[…] Promises, as it turns out, is not a locked down center, but a place where anyone can just walk out on their program if they want to, just like Britney walked out of rehab last week. […]