Britney Shears Hair Off
It’s all over the news, so I won’t bother peppering you with details of how Britney Spears shaved her head. Instead, let’s look at how we can look at this “tragic event”, as Britney’s manager Larry Rudolph was reported to have put it.
The knee-jerk reaction is that Britney has finally lost it. For someone who’s going through a messy divorce from a douchebag who she never should have married in the first place, partying really hard without panties, neglecting her kids, vomiting in public and engaging in orgies with both sexes, the act of shaving her head seems like a step closer to being put in a straitjacket and being subjected to shock therapy.
But then again, it’s not like we haven’t done something radical or dramatic to symbolize our desire to start over again. Shaving her head could be a way for Britney to exorcise her demons, that disposing of all that hair shows she wants a fresh start. Hopefully, she’ll soon be cleaning her act up, going back to the studio, and churning out the cheesy pop hits that made her famous and eventually set her up for this mess she calls her life.
One thing’s for certain: whether she’s having a nervous breakdown or trying to pick up the pieces of her screwed-up life, Britney does need professional help. And it’s about time for her family and friends to really step in and make this happen.
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February 19th, 2007 at 3:49 am
Let’s just hope she is preparing for that auditon for the J.I. Jane remake.
I never knew her ears were so damn big, either.
Seriously, though, I hope she has not lost her mind. She seems like such a nice girl. And she was prettier with hair. I hope she feels better soon.
February 19th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Can we just focus on the positives, Sinead O’Connor is back with a vengance!
I feel sorry for the kids, specially the one that is what? 2 hours old? K-Fed seem like the “most” stable parent at this time and where is her mother????? Jeezzzz woman, get your act together and dissapear for a while, maybe forever.
I thought that 100 Million dollars could get her good quality extensions and hair bit apparently her stylist ran away like the rest of her loyal friends (Lindsey, Paris…)
Give this girl a bed, a detox program and a mother to get her back on track before she becomes the next Anna Nicole…
February 19th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
Oh come on, who hasn’t done things to themselves as a right of passage…tattoos, piercings, bad hair cuts, etc. What’s the big deal? She wants attention. Hair grows back. But I am sad to hear she will try to auction it off, just donate it to Locks of Love and move on.