Cameron Diaz Is High
I saw Cameron Diaz on HDTV one time and she had some nasty acne. Acne afflicts many American adults a year, I know this, but if you have a couple million lying around couldn’t you just remove all that skin and get it replaced? I mean I would do it to her, but she just doesn’t do it for me like Charlize Theron does.
And why in the fuck does she always look high? Always. Maybe that explains the acne. Get high, eat cheetos and rub your fingers all over your face. Ain’t no way you can stop zits from popping up all over the place. Just ain’t no way.
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February 19th, 2006 at 11:57 pm
I never found her that cute. she has no ass, but et I find that in charlies angels they have so many close ups of her supposed “booty”. Mush face.. Ughhh……
March 24th, 2006 at 7:57 pm
Tore up, just completely effed up. She looks creepy; like, demon-possessed with those eyes. Isn’t she Cuban? Castro, please, please take her back!