October 4th, 2005 by DamnImCute Celebrities Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

Jessica Simpson Is A Raccoon

I wonder what PETA’s stance is with regards to celebrities stealing animal DNA to look more like one of God’s creatures? If this woman was smart she would sit back from the spotlight for a while to stop overexposing herself. Well I mean the way she dresses she already overexposes herself, but I mean in the public’s mind.

And I know hubby Nick has himself an ego so it must kill him to see the wifey all over the place when he can’t even catch a break. Not like I care or anything, I just don’t like to see happy couples separate because the one with no talent is more famous than the one with no talent.

Yep, you read that right.




3 Responses to “Jessica Simpson Is A Raccoon”

  1. Rooster Says:

    And looking rather orange too…can\’t celebrities afford a good fake tan?

  2. joe Says:

    she is so fine

  3. jenn Says:

    i think she’s retarded anyway…she’s ditzy…nick can do so much better…

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