Jessica Simpson: World’s First Raccish
So what in the hell is a raccish? Well you see folks, it’s when you combine the DNA of a raccoon and a fish and I do believe that Jessica Simpson is the first person to ever have this procedure done. At the very least she is the first one to have it done and go public with it.
Now we must remember that she already had the raccoon DNA procedure done earlier and I can only guess that the injection of fish DNA occurred last week. However, I am very curious to see what would happen if you combined them at the same time. I imagine that the results would be disastrous and therefore doctors advise separating injections by at least a couple of weeks.
Doctors are smart people. And if I made a bet with you 5 years ago that between Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, and Christina Aguilera, Aguilera would be the one in a normal relationship living a normal life, who would’ve taken me up on that offer?
Didn’t think so.
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December 6th, 2005 at 10:52 pm
I don’t normally comment even though I enjoy your posts, but that last sentence got me. I’m still laughing because you are 100% right. That gives full credibility to your theory.
December 6th, 2005 at 10:56 pm
Scary how true it is…
February 19th, 2006 at 11:58 pm
she is NOT all that. In fact, she frightens me sometimes.
March 27th, 2006 at 3:40 am
I cant stand Jessica Simpson.
She is a whore in disguise, if even that.
And the last sentence, about the normal living life thing, is really true.
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October 5th, 2006 at 4:15 pm
Sounds like Christina is turning into a bit of a snob with her latest demands on her dressing room setups. She used to be so sweet! I miss the Britney days!!