October 14th, 2008 by Celebrity Gossip Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

John Mayer And Jennifer Aniston Are Back Together

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John Mayer realized his missing dick was still attached to Jennifer Aniston.

The hoes are back together to hit it off again.  Apparently they were seen in L.A. smooching. I’m sure that Jennifer did some vodoo shit for this to happen. She probably used his pubic hair to make him come back to her. What a freak.

And the fact that John is a pusssy doesn’t make the situation any better.

He’s basically accepting the fact that Jennifer is the man for him.




4 Responses to “John Mayer And Jennifer Aniston Are Back Together”

  1. gerard Vandenberg Says:

    I’M SURE: this will save your entire day, folks!!

  2. zagge Says:

    congratulations john on you birthday and take care of Jen. you to are so cute together

  3. Debbie Says:

    Whoever wrote that junk under the picture is an idiot. I think John and Jennifer make a really cute couple. I hope they both realized by being apart that they really did care for each other, and are back together. I wish them happiness. Especially Jennifer, she truly deserves it. After being married to a piece of crap who couldn’t keep his d..K in his pants because of that Ho Angelina Jole, who by the way certainly don’t deserve parents of the year awards. They are always photographed eating junk food, they have no stability in their lives, always moving, one parent or both are always walking the red carpet, Angelina thinks its okay to buy a 7-year old child a knife. What is wrong with these people, and they want more!

  4. zagge Says:

    I agree with you Debbie. have nice day

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