Kelly Osbourne Not Into Wimpy Brits
For someone who looks as gorgeous as she does, Kelly Osbourne sure is one picky beeyatch.
She’s living the single life in London, and she’s bitching about how hard it is to find a good man in the British capital.
“I would like to find somebody, but there’s a real lack of men in London,” Osbourne, 22, tells the U.K.’s Sunday Times. “British boys can be a bit wimpy and a bit girlie. I don’t want a guy who spends more time on his hair than I do.” [Source]
Ever looked in the mirror lately, Kelly dear? There are good British men, but just because you’re a member of the most foul-mouthed family in the world doesn’t mean they’ll be coming in droves to your London flat. Chances are, these men just want to stay away from women who they are much prettier than.
And maybe they really are wimpy, since there’s now way any British lad could lift your ugly and heavy ass and slam it into the bed for a night of wild and rough sex. Ach, now there’s an image I’ll be carrying for the rest of the day. Damn.
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