October 13th, 2006 by Celebrity Gossip Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

Kevin Federline Is A Busy Guy

Awwwwwww yeeeah…who feels lucky to have TWO…count them…uno, two Kevin Federline posts today?

I have shocking news and not-so-shocking news. Not-so-shocking: In a shining moment of insecurity, Kevin Federline made it known to his wife, the cheeto-loving celebritard formerly known as Britney Spears, that she is absolutely not to have any male back-up dancers in her soon-to-be-filmed upcoming music video. Shocking: Britney Spears is filming a new music video??? Yoohoo, where the hell did that come from? Music video of what? Seriously, hasn’t she just been perma-pregs for, like, two years? I’m not stunned that Fed has no faith in her love for him/his being a good enough husband that she wouldn’t look elsewhere/his being a stand-up father whose children will forevermore be better having him around. I mean, if we can see what he’s been up to, he clearly can see what he’s been up to, and no one is that dumb. He also said something about her not having to lose all the baby weight she put on. “Oh, really? Thanks so much Kevy poo!” Pardonay-moi, but WHAT…THE…For Brit’s sake, I hizzope that Federass doesn’t dictate how she runs her body. But seriously, what the hell is this music video? [Source]




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