Lindsay’s In For A Mob Lynching
All the special treatment Lindsay Lohan’s been getting the past week from administrators of the Wonderland rehab facility she’s checked in is starting to sow resentment among her fellow residents.
And understandably so.
TMZ
says Lindsay has a masseur, hairstylist and makeup artist to cater to her every whim, and that the child actress-turned wild child was reportedly given keys to the front door. And she apparently puts that to good use, as she has been seen taking her car for service, dropping by the set of her latest movie, and doing some grocery shopping.
Note to Lindsay: better not piss your fellow residents off. They’re in rehab for a reason, and they don’t include sneaking out, having slaves wait on you, and checking back in like it was some cheap-ass motel. They have every reason to whip your redheaded butt, lop it off, and freeze it like the way you
froze your appendix
.
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February 1st, 2007 at 9:46 pm
[…] Are you buying this? Sure, she’s earning the ire of fellow rehab residents, but she does seem to be doing something about her problems, whatever they may be. The sad thing about a complete Lindsay rehabilitation and turnaround is that it would mean one less tabloid fodder in the world. Well, there’s always the ever-respectable Dina Lohan. […]
February 16th, 2007 at 8:26 pm
[…] The dumbass that she is, she probably checked in believing all rehab centers treat residents the way the Wonderland rehab facility has treated Lindsay Lohan, then was extremely disappointed that isn’t the case, and packed her bags. I bet she’s headed there right now.Well, now that Britney’s not really in rehab, here’s to more sightings of a dead-drunk Britney and her cooch. […]
February 16th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
[…] Now let’s see if that 30-day program that allowed Lindsay to bring slaves inside the facility, go out whenever she pleases, and piss off other rehab residents had any effect on Lindsay whatsoever. My money’s on Lindsay making up for her rehab stay by downing barrels of vodka or whatever it is she drinks within a week. […]