December 13th, 2005 by | Stay updated and subscribe.

Lisa “The Lips” Rinna

If you are lucky you end up with somebody who has the lips of Angelina Jolie. If you are drunk you probably wakeup next to someone with lips like Rinna’s. I mean sure she has some DSLs, but when my eyes are drawn to one part of your body and it isn’t the hair, eyes, breasts, legs, or stomach there usually is a problem.

Isn’t it almost like her upper lip is trying to get away from her lower one? Maybe they got into a fight or have been going through a bitter feud over the years and you are starting to see the North secede from the South.

Loose Lips Lisa is what we called her in High School. Man those were good times.




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