October 6th, 2005 by DamnImCute Celebrities Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

Paris and Mario Sex Tape

What’s better than a Paris Hilton sex tape? How about an image of Paris doing the deed with Mario? Mario? Who in the fuck is Mario? You know Mario from Super Mario Bros.? The guy who always saves the princess, but never gets any ass? Yeah, that Mario.

I wonder if she did this before or after the breakup with fiance Paris? Nobody holds a candle to Mario and ladies you better watchout because if he eats one of those mushrooms the overalls are popping off for sure.

Once again though I am sad to report that Luigi was ignored and left behind. Him and Toadstool probably have thing going on anyways.




4 Responses to “Paris and Mario Sex Tape”

  1. Rooster Says:

    Taht is so wrong…and yet so right! Loves it!

    (Hey, I noticed that aside from Work Boxers, DIC seems to be leading the way according to google page rank…if you can trust that little green thingee…)

  2. Scrivs Says:

    Well DIC was supposed to be my personal site so I guess I linked it from somewhere and therefore it got a PR headstart over the other sites.

  3. Rooster Says:

    Are you sure it isn\’t because it rocks?! :)

  4. Scrivs Says:

    Well of course that has something to do with it.

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