Paris Blows Pornographer Away
We’ve all seen Paris Hilton do the deed with Rick Solomon, and perhaps 99% of us think Paris really sucks in bed, no pun intended.
Apparently, pornographer and suspected rapist Joe Francis belongs to the 1% percent who beg to disagree.
Francis, who has made millions taking advantage of able and willing girls in the DVD series “Girls Gone Wild”, rates the skanky heiress as “better in bed” than anyone he has gone to the sack with, including Lindsay Lohan, Tara Reid and Rod Stewart’s daughter Kimberly.
Francis told shock jock Howard Stern, “Paris is better in the sack than anyone else. She is amazing in bed. Paris also gives the best oral sex. Yes, she’s better at it than Lindsay Lohan! Tara is the worst in bed. I love Tara, but, honestly, she pretty much lays (sic) there. And I had sex with her a lot.” [Source]
Poor Tara. As if bad boob jobs and the absence of a career aren’t enough, here comes a douchebag who blabs to anyone who would care to listen that she’s a lousy lay, that she has got nothing going for her, not even decent performances in bed.
If he thinks Paris is a great lay, then Lindsay and Tara must be really terrible at sex.
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