Paris Hilton is an Ass Hanger
So I’m back and this is the first picture I am going to post. What angles could I approach here? I could start with the Touchdown stance. I could go with the crazy Mr. T bling around the neck or maybe touch upon the flasher coat she is wearing. Fire crotch might be a more direct way of starting and following that up with the ass meat that seems to have lost its place. I do think that starting with the stockings and boots would just be too easy though.
Damn, guess I already wrote the entry without even starting it. Go figure. We love you Paris.
Paris Hilton photo gallery.
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November 6th, 2005 at 12:14 am
erk! blurg! *cough* *gag*
Oh, who am I kidding, it’s natural at that angle to see some ass. On a fifty-year-old perhaps!
I wouldn’t care if this photo was of anyone else. As it’s of Paris, it makes me happy to see she’s not immune to having a flappy rear.
November 7th, 2005 at 1:15 pm
“It’s not a tumor.”
March 27th, 2006 at 3:51 am
-coughs-
Ahem. This is un-natural.
And hilarious.
Being a Paris-hater, this amuses me and I hope she gets at least |some| humilitation from it.