Sarah Jessica Parker scared Matthew away
Holy shit did it really take Matthew Broderick that long?
Honestly, I was expecting this bitch to cheat on Sarah Jessica Parker years ago and then leave her. God she looks like a witch. I bet she’s got the laugh down and everything.
So after 11 years of marriage Star magazine claims that: -
We exclusively report that while the beloved actress was frantically searching for hubby Matthew Broderick one night earlier this year, he was having sex in the city with a gorgeous redhead half his age, the young woman told a friend. After meeting in a bar, Matthew began text messaging the 25-year-old youth counselor, says the woman’s pal. Soon after, the insider claims, they began seeing each other and things got passionate quickly when they met at the Manhattan townhouse of a showbiz friend.
Well I bet it got passionate, how much passion can a man really get from someone as ugly as Jessica? I can hear him argue with her now…Jessica, I just need to start making love to people without closing my eyes!
What a hoot.
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July 24th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
I take offense at your IGNORANT use of “WITCH”. As a witch I wonder why you don’t insult her as a “JEW”? She is a Jew and not a witch…witches are beautiful people and you are a bigot! Why don’t you you call her a JEW…AFRAID of what people might think??? Well, I will be keeping you in my CIRCLE and I hope you get what is COMING TO YOU …you total ASSHOLE!
July 24th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
There’s a difference between Witch and Jew? Not in my experience.
To modify the old adage, not all Witches are Jews, but all Jews are Witches…. (I left off implying female, since men would be Warlocks).
Regardless, SJP isn’t THAT ugly…so long as you have a paperbag handy. She DOES have a nice body….
July 25th, 2008 at 5:36 am
The “MULE” in its PATURE?
December 14th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Woooooah, what is with this Jew talk? Calm down people. Especially you, Jagger.