Teri Hatcher Ain’t Cute
She ain’t cute. She ain’t pretty. She just ain’t ain’t.
Desperate jokes:
- Only thing desperate is her pulling her cheek muscles wide enough to form a smile.
- Only thing desperate is her trying to prevent her eyes from gouging each other out.
- Only thing desperate is her hair making sure that one day it has the power to eat her face.
- Only thing desperate are her breasts trying to show Newton there is no such thing as gravity.
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December 9th, 2005 at 8:43 am
Yay, somebody who agrees
Finally.
December 9th, 2005 at 3:27 pm
Maybe back when she was doing that Superman show, but it just isn’t there anymore. Either she didn’t age well or she got a plastic surgeon recommendation from Michael.
January 29th, 2006 at 2:06 am
That other housewife looks good as fuck. umm Eva Longoria. Damn she sexy, but this bitch here. Sssshhhhiiiitttt.
March 27th, 2006 at 3:38 am
Um…wow.
She is..odd looking these days.