August 29th, 2008 by | Stay updated and subscribe.

The Dumb Bitch Tries to Model

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When you google shit, this picture of Ali Lohan should be coming up.

That girl looks so damn ugly.  I didn’t even recognize her for a couple of seconds, the fuglyness was messing with my memory. She can’t sing, act, dance, talk…she’s only famous because her sister Lindsay was awesome back in the day.

Here is a fun quote: “The reality show that I am doing with my famiily is a great way to show that we are actually a normal family and not some freaks the tabloids make us out to be.”

Hm, I think your family resembles goblins. Greedy ass mofos who are all ugly as f***. And your reality show is shit. It just confirms how awful you Lohans are. But the real issue is:  whose the dumb bitch that put Ali on the cover?

Fire that f***er.




2 Responses to “The Dumb Bitch Tries to Model”

  1. gerard Vandenberg Says:

    EVEN paris CAN.
    ………..why not she?

  2. Rachel Says:

    I think its really sad when gossip sites start bashing CHILDREN.

    Find someone else to be mean to.

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