Twilight: What Harry Potter Couldn’t Do To Us Women
I know, I know-some of you will say HOW CAN YOU COMPARE EDWARD TO HARRY.
I just did. Harry Potter didn’t make me giggle like a school-girl. Edward Cullen did. Harry Potter rushed to marry Ginny and didn’t leave us any intimate details….but Bella and Edward left us many a detail! Sure the Twilight books are no Zane books, but they do evoke curiosity!
Don’t get me wrong, Harry Potter books are fantastic and brilliant! But the Twilight books are more realistic…yes vampires, werewolves and all! I’d rather live in a world with them than living in a world with trolls, dragons and Luna Lovegood…
I’m being too dramatic BUT OMFG MIDNIGHT SHOW OF TWILIGHT!!!!!!!! Aren’t you all excited to finally see what everyone has been TALKING about! The hot Robert Pattinson and the absolutely gorgeous Kristin Stewart will be gracing their way onto our nearest cinemas! This is extremely exciting and if any of you dare to say “Oh it is toooo expensive”. You suck. Because this movie is worth every penny, every dollar, every hour which you had to beg for money or whore yourself out on the pole.
However, be warned that if any of you start squealing during the movie, you will be hit in the face by popcorn. Oh but people also be warned that Disney will probably make a spin off of Twilight…remember Wizards of Waverly Place is such a spin off from Harry Potter. Unoriginal bitches.
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April 15th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
twilight is ultra fab and harry potter isnt
harry potter is a wizerd and uses everyone
edward cares too mutch to hurt bella
id rather go for EDWARD CULLEN
EDWARD CULLEN IS HOTTT and twilight is a mint film but im getting annoyed by my friends who think im too obsesed wif it
how can you be to obsesed with twilight
shure iv got a box of sayings on it lol
but ma sis stuck this sing on ma door i think that was unfair of her look at it
WARNING
you are about to enter the presence of ann overly obsest twilight fan…be preperd for ear pearcing screams…and out of controwl babeling about some guy named EDWARD CULLEN
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
how dare she say SOME GUY
i was outraged at her with that
well im going on a lot as i said i love it so i tend to go on and on and on about it lol
well bye
June 18th, 2009 at 10:32 am
OMG this is freakin pathetic. There are a million
gazillion reasons why Harry Potter is better than
Twilight…but i dont feel like arguing. So whatever