Twilight: What Harry Potter Couldn’t Do To Us Women
I know, I know-some of you will say HOW CAN YOU COMPARE EDWARD TO HARRY.
I just did. Harry Potter didn’t make me giggle like a school-girl. Edward Cullen did. Harry Potter rushed to marry Ginny and didn’t leave us any intimate details….but Bella and Edward left us many a detail! Sure the Twilight books are no Zane books, but they do evoke curiosity!
Don’t get me wrong, Harry Potter books are fantastic and brilliant! But the Twilight books are more realistic…yes vampires, werewolves and all! I’d rather live in a world with them than living in a world with trolls, dragons and Luna Lovegood…
I’m being too dramatic BUT OMFG MIDNIGHT SHOW OF TWILIGHT!!!!!!!! Aren’t you all excited to finally see what everyone has been TALKING about! The hot Robert Pattinson and the absolutely gorgeous Kristin Stewart will be gracing their way onto our nearest cinemas! This is extremely exciting and if any of you dare to say “Oh it is toooo expensive”. You suck. Because this movie is worth every penny, every dollar, every hour which you had to beg for money or whore yourself out on the pole.
However, be warned that if any of you start squealing during the movie, you will be hit in the face by popcorn. Oh but people also be warned that Disney will probably make a spin off of Twilight…remember Wizards of Waverly Place is such a spin off from Harry Potter. Unoriginal bitches.
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April 15th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
twilight is ultra fab and harry potter isnt
harry potter is a wizerd and uses everyone
edward cares too mutch to hurt bella
id rather go for EDWARD CULLEN
EDWARD CULLEN IS HOTTT and twilight is a mint film but im getting annoyed by my friends who think im too obsesed wif it
how can you be to obsesed with twilight
shure iv got a box of sayings on it lol
but ma sis stuck this sing on ma door i think that was unfair of her look at it
WARNING
you are about to enter the presence of ann overly obsest twilight fan…be preperd for ear pearcing screams…and out of controwl babeling about some guy named EDWARD CULLEN
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
how dare she say SOME GUY
i was outraged at her with that
well im going on a lot as i said i love it so i tend to go on and on and on about it lol
well bye
June 18th, 2009 at 10:32 am
OMG this is freakin pathetic. There are a million
gazillion reasons why Harry Potter is better than
Twilight…but i dont feel like arguing. So whatever
September 3rd, 2009 at 10:00 am
they both suck in my opinion now compare both to the good old epics of lord of the rings…now that is a major pawn to all and the films compare it to star wars BAM a total win for star wars and the games compare to the Halo series and Final Fantasy Series BAM Epic showdown no contest
September 30th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
But Harry Potter isn’t anti-feminist. Harry Potter women can actually do things for themselves, live without a man obsessing over them, and be equal to men. What does Bella do? Happily cooks and cleans for her father who sits around watching football and drinking beer. How is this not anti-feminist?
Harry Potter is better any day and in every way.
These are some of the arguments that I’ve heard on numerous sites supporting Twilight:
-The Twilight people are prettier!
-The Harry Potter books are for smart people! (I am not making this one up! I’ve heard it 4 times on one site from different people!)
-It just is!
-There’s no love in Harry Potter!
-Twilight is more realistic!
-This is one I heard that made me roll on the floor in laughter:
“And when you read the twilight series its a series you can put down, you know, cause it’s boring. The HP books would keep you up, too exciting. That’s why Twilight is waaay better than Harry Potter.”
That’s the exact quote.
Okay, here’s my response.
-There are more important things than appearance! Any Harry Potter fan knows that. Meyer cannot quite grip that concept.
-Um, if you’re saying Harry Potter is for smart people, what does that say about Twilight? That it’s for stupid people? What a compliment…
-”It just is” is NOT a valid reason. At least state WHY you think it is better.
-How is there no love in Harry Potter? Harry Potter is all about love! It’s about how love is the most powerful thing in the world! There’s unrequited love, friendship love, family love, motherly/fatherly love, and a little romance as well. Oh, you mean there’s no good looking creeper stalking the helpless main character. Bella and Edward are NOT in love; it is merely lust and obsession caused by neither character having a life. The only thing Bella “loves” about Edward is his beauty, as well as his eternal life.
-Even though Harry Potter has more magic, it is still more realistic that Twilight. Do you know why? Because Harry Potter characters go through realistic emotions. Hogwarts is still a school, and it shows real situations we all can relate to. Harry Potter shows the characters growing up, and I have been lucky enough to grow up with them. Twilight’s school is a place where you’re automatically popular unless you’re a vampire. There are NO realistic emotions within any of the characters, who don’t have personalities. Nothing to relate to.
-Um… okay. I always found that a good book keeps you excited and hungering for more. I don’t like books that bore me. But to each his own, right?
Twilight is anti feminist and unbearably shallow. There is NO moral. Living forever is NOT a good thing, but like I said, Meyer is too shallow to figure that much out. JK Rowling deals with all kinds of depth, and every time you read it you find something new, even if you’ve read it 15 times already.
All Bella does the entire series is whine and complain non-stop. Oh, she does pause occasionally to talk about how pretty her sparkly vampire is. She is so pathetic, it is beyond words. She’s also extremely rude and abusive towards her friends, using them when it is beneficial for her and then dumping them like garbage. She’s not the only abusive one. Edward abuses Bella. He manipulates her and dominates her and controls her life. This is NOT “selflessness”. Meyer tries to pass it off like it is, but it doesn’t take a genius to see that it isn’t.
Harry Potter is better that Twilight in every way, shape and form. Twilight is a fad that will disappear in a few years. Harry Potter will live on forever.
HARRY POTTER > twilight
(BTW: After reading Eclipse, I threw the book out my bedroom window, retrieved it, and repeated this action several times. It was extremely satisfying XD)