October 22nd, 2006 by | Stay updated and subscribe.

Again, Father of Madonna’s Faux-Dopted Baby Is Most Confused Man Ever

CNN had to hire an entire new staff just to follow the Madonna Faux-Doption story that is taking new twists and turns every effin minute. What is the new word, bird? Welllllll, it seems now that Yohane Banda, the oh-so-stupid/confused/press happy father of the baby Madonna wants to adopt is now saying that he never intended for Madonna to actually
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the baby…he just wants her to raise David on his behalf. Can I get a WHAT THE EFFFF? Seriously, I wish I could figure out what was going on here. Usually I can wrap my brain about celebrinonsense – but this…this…this is a whole new ballgame, peeps. [
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