July 16th, 2008 by | Stay updated and subscribe.

Andy Dick looks like a pedophile

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I can’t believe this is
Andy Dick
. This looks like some maniac pedophile waiting to steal Baby Suri from Tom’s grip.

Anywho, Andy just got his ass arrested and this the police report:

“At 0113 hours, Murrieta Police responded to call at Buffalo Wild Wings, 40484 Murrieta Hot Springs Rd., Murrieta to investigate an intoxicated male at the location urinating outside the bar and causing a disturbance. Officers arrived and stopped a truck which was leaving the location. Witnesses told the officers one of the truck occupants had sexually battered a 17 year old outside the restaurant and bar.

The 17 yr old female victim and several witnesses told police that as Andy Dick left the establishment, he approached two females outside the bar. Dick walked up to the 17 year old female victim, grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts. He then was escorted by several of his friends to a truck which was stopped by arriving police officers in a nearby Sam’s Club a few moments later.

Andy Dick was in the front passenger seat of the truck. A curbside lineup was conducted and the male was identified by the victim, as well as a witness. During a search incident to arrest, marijuana and Xanax were found in Andy Dick’s pants pockets. Andy Dick was extremely intoxicated at the time of his arrest. He was booked at the Southwest Detention Center.”

What the eff? That is so gross!!! He’s such an idiot. I hope he goes way to jail for a looooooooooooooooooong time.

Update:
Haha, sorry about the mispelling of PEDOPHILE- a lil’ too much Tequilla!!!

6 Responses to “Andy Dick looks like a pedophile”

  1. David Epstein Says:

    Completely agree!!

    PS. Not to be a dick, but it’s pedophile, not petaphile.

  2. Jager Says:

    Hey, wow, ya know what, at least he’s molesting chicks instead of boys….

    Incidentally, it’s PEDOphiles… PETAphiles sounds like someone that would molest young animals….

    When you’re ready to hire an editor for your articles, drop me a line - I’ll just take 3% of your advertising income
    ;)

  3. gerard Vandenberg Says:

    TRY FAGGOTS NEXT TIME!!
    it’s legal, YOU KNOW?

  4. Libby Says:

    How creepy a photo is that! Nick Nolte needs to hand the crown over to Andy.

  5. foreverstudent Says:

    Actually, that photo makes me think of the Sideshow Bob mugshot from the Cape Fear parody.

  6. Kathy Peace Says:

    Dr Talarico Brian north bay Has been convicted of child molestation, an possession of child pornography on his computer. Sexually molesting a young boy. He had prior convictions for child molestation in 1990 and 2001. After his parole in 2006. Dr. Talarico Brian. Works for north east mental health centre, despite his background, and numerous complaints against him of abuse, fraud, negligence, and imprisonment.
    Address:
    North East Mental Health Centre
    North Bay Campus
    Highway 11 North
    North Bay
    Ontario
    P1B 8L1

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