Andy Dick looks like a pedophile
I can’t believe this is Andy Dick. This looks like some maniac pedophile waiting to steal Baby Suri from Tom’s grip.
Anywho, Andy just got his ass arrested and this the police report:
“At 0113 hours, Murrieta Police responded to call at Buffalo Wild Wings, 40484 Murrieta Hot Springs Rd., Murrieta to investigate an intoxicated male at the location urinating outside the bar and causing a disturbance. Officers arrived and stopped a truck which was leaving the location. Witnesses told the officers one of the truck occupants had sexually battered a 17 year old outside the restaurant and bar.
The 17 yr old female victim and several witnesses told police that as Andy Dick left the establishment, he approached two females outside the bar. Dick walked up to the 17 year old female victim, grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts. He then was escorted by several of his friends to a truck which was stopped by arriving police officers in a nearby Sam’s Club a few moments later.
Andy Dick was in the front passenger seat of the truck. A curbside lineup was conducted and the male was identified by the victim, as well as a witness. During a search incident to arrest, marijuana and Xanax were found in Andy Dick’s pants pockets. Andy Dick was extremely intoxicated at the time of his arrest. He was booked at the Southwest Detention Center.”
What the eff? That is so gross!!! He’s such an idiot. I hope he goes way to jail for a looooooooooooooooooong time.
Update: Haha, sorry about the mispelling of PEDOPHILE- a lil’ too much Tequilla!!!
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July 16th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Completely agree!!
PS. Not to be a dick, but it’s pedophile, not petaphile.
July 17th, 2008 at 2:10 am
Hey, wow, ya know what, at least he’s molesting chicks instead of boys….
Incidentally, it’s PEDOphiles… PETAphiles sounds like someone that would molest young animals….
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July 17th, 2008 at 10:28 am
TRY FAGGOTS NEXT TIME!!
it’s legal, YOU KNOW?
July 17th, 2008 at 11:43 am
How creepy a photo is that! Nick Nolte needs to hand the crown over to Andy.
July 17th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Actually, that photo makes me think of the Sideshow Bob mugshot from the Cape Fear parody.