Anna-Nicole Is Making Me Work!
Seriously, Anna, calm yourself because I cannot keep up with the insanity that you like to call your life. TMZ got some serious dirt, that I will try to summarize for you now.
Anna-Nicole was having sex with this dude Ben Thompson, who happens to be the owner of the house she is getting kicked out of in the Bahamas. Whilst they were having sex, she told Thompson that he was the father of her baby. He said, no way crazay because I had a vasectomy. Anna then proceeded to confess to Thompson that Larry Birkhead was, in fact, the father of the unclaimed fetus. Howard K. Stern, Anna’s mouth/lawyer who is listed on Danielynn Hope’s birth certificate as being her daddy, was in Myrtle Beach while Anna was having sex with Thompson. And apparently there were also some inquiries from Anna to Thompson’s friends re: his wealth. Totally un-shocked about that one. Well, it’s safe to say I’m confused by this mini-series. I can’t wait to see the next installment.





