October 23rd, 2006 by Celebrity Gossip Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

Anna-Nicole Smith Knew We Were Jonesing for More, Delivers

Well, looky here…the next episode. Now I know that this one is coming directly after the next episode, so I totally understand if y’all need to Netflix it. But this is a two part episode, and I feel just like Jessie Spano when she was addicted to No Doze – I’m so excited, I’m so excited, I’m…so…scared. Anna-Nicole’s sister is writing a “tell-all” book that she promises will “RUIN” her sister. Wow, with a sister like that…badumbum ching.

The forward will be about how Anna stole Donna’s true love in the third grade. DO TELL! Moving forward and ignoring this ridiculous book deal, Donna did express some concern over the way Anna Nicole handled Daniel’s death. It is something that has been discussed in every media outlet already. SO AGAIN, she is shedding NOTHING new to the story. She is desperately trying to get her 15 minutes of fame.

Wow, third grade, eh? Oh, and what was that about 15 minutes of fame? [Source] And in part two of the rest of today’s episode…

MSNBC reported that Anna-Nicole will not submit Dannielynn blahblahblahwhooseewhatsis for a paternity test.

An attorney for Anna Nicole Smith said Friday the reality TV star has no intention of submitting her six-week-old daughter for paternity testing as demanded by an ex-boyfriend. “Why should she accommodate him at all?” asked attorney Wayne Munroe in an interview with The Associated Press. “I don’t think she’s going to run her life according to his wishes.”

Well, one reason I can think of for why she should submit the baby for a paternity test is…I betcha she doesn’t know who the father is. Second reason is, Larry Birkhead is suing for a paternity test, and usually when the law gets involved, you have to do with a judge orders. I guess we all know what the next episode will be…or do we…




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