Ashlee Simpson Is Scary
Do me a favor and see if you can stare at her for longer than 7 seconds without shitting in your pants from fear. Staring at her just gives me a really eerie feeling that I can’t say I am too comfortable with. It’s all about the eyes and obviously she shares the same makeup artist as her sister.
And who is that makeup artist?
Clearly it’s a blind, one-armed man with no hand. Mad props for them trying to give the guy something to do, but I am sure he can do something better than paint faces because he sure as hell isn’t applying makeup. Although she needs more help besides makeup. Dammit girl, clean your ass up.
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