Ashlee Simpson’s Nose
I give Ashlee Simpson and her pops Joe one bit of credit. They did a kickass job of marketing this no-talent assclown. From what I remember she used to be a backup dancer to older sis, and then suddenly realized she wanted to sing. I always figured if you had the talent to sing you knew that right away, not after big sis gets rich and famous.
In any case, she is rich now so I will await the day she fixes her ski slope. My nose ain’t no Mona Lisa, it’s wider than a Zeppelin, but I am not rich or talented so I will live with the fact that my nostrils consume 50% more oxygen than the normal human’s nose. Ashlee on the other hand has no such excuse.
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May 13th, 2006 at 4:34 pm
I think she heard you!