November 24th, 2008 by Celebrity Gossip Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

Bitches Got Hitched: Heidi and Spencer

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Damn these bitches have no time to waste!

 Apparently they got married this weekend in Mexico.  Who knows, maybe this was a shotgun weddding! Maybe Heidi is pregnant with Spencer’s child….wait- if that shit was true, then she and him would def. whore out the story and sell it to the media to make some cold hard cash…..

That kid would be incredibly ugly, though.  A douche for a father and a dumb bitch for a mother….the child will never survive in life.  People would throw acorns at it. Poor kid…




3 Responses to “Bitches Got Hitched: Heidi and Spencer”

  1. gerard Vandenberg Says:

    There was a flabby penis involved here. folks?

  2. gerard Vandenberg Says:

    be sure: FAGGOTS KISS DIFFERENTLY, folks!!

  3. ...love Maegan Says:

    look at that gross kiss …I mean, is it all for the money? are they even in love? ick. ug. fug.

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