Bradley Whitford’s Forehead

I can’t say I have been keeping up with the career of Mr. Whitford, but I haven’t seen him in a move in a while and I fear I know why. It’s not that he is a horrible actor who’s only success seems to be in Mr. Deeds, but that movie studios fear that they will have to pay extra to include his forehead in the film.
I mean can you imagine filming your whole movie in panoramic view because you have to include his forehead? And let’s not even mention the extra lines in the credits you would have to add just so that his forehead gets fair play in the credits. Don’t want to piss something like that off.
Hell, maybe his hair is just running away from something. Only he knows.





