Britney’s Rehab Suicide Attempt
“I AM THE ANTI-CHRIST!”
That’s what Britney Spears reportedly screamed to frightened staff at the Malibu rehab clinic she’s in just before she tried to hang herself with a bedsheet.
And there was something else before all that. According to news.com.au, this latest outburst from Britney started with her scrawling the number of the beast (that’s 666 for those who never attended Sunday school) on her forehead, then progressed to running around like the loon that she is at the Promises Clinic and screaming the line which would have sounded absolutely more terrifying had it come from Marilyn Manson’s mouth rather than Britney’s. Then she found a bedsheet and tried to hang herself with it. But of course, party poopers eventually came in and stopped Britney.
You know what really bothers me about this story? That an Australian news website, quoting a breaking report by the British tabloid News of the World, scooped everyone else on a story that was happening on US soil. Where was America’s vaunted gossip machine? Were they all in the Bahamas soaking in the sun after Anna Nicole Smith’s funeral last Friday?
Their editors should slap their sunburned faces and backs silly for sleeping on the job.
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March 5th, 2007 at 2:21 am
I feel bad she’s lost it that bad. I mean,I was a jealous teenager and I hated her when I was a teenager lol But I’m the mother of two kids now and I can’t imagine having my parenting, my life, my very being questioned twenty-four/seven. She’s made some mistakes and she has deserved some of the laughs even I have given her, but nobody deserves to be left like this. It’s really upsetting to me to see the ultimate teen princess from my adolescence in such a wreck.
March 5th, 2007 at 5:45 pm
Idiots! YOU’RE the ones that should be slapped for not following up and realizing how FALSE this story is! Leave Brit alone, she’s trying to heal and these stupid rags keep making up stories. How do I know it’s false? Because AFTER the alleged attempt, she was seen outside the facility, SMILING going to another AA meeting. Um, hello, if she had attempted suicide she CERTAINLY wouldn’t be out and about!