February 9th, 2006 by DamnImCute Celebrities Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

Brooke Hogan Needs Makeup ASAP

I mean with just a little bit of makeup she would be beautiful. I love natural beauties as much as the next guy, but sometimes you need a little bit of makeup to accentuate your features. She has the money so just go to JC Pennys and sit at a makeup booth or something.

And maybe get a tan as well. Yep, that’s all she needs. Makeup and a tan.

Brooke Hogan photo gallery.




11 Responses to “Brooke Hogan Needs Makeup ASAP”

  1. Lennox532 Says:

    She hates herself… (but it must pay well)

  2. firekitty Says:

    I think she needs some hilites too. You can nover be too tan, too blonde or wear too much makeup. I think she wears too many clothes too. I think maybe she should consider something a little tighter and smaller, stripperesque.

    Perfect

  3. Jenny Says:

    The eyes look nice. Too bad nothing else does.

  4. Khalisah Says:

    Hahahahahahahahahaha! I think the makeup is the problem here, although I shudder to think of this drag queen without it.

  5. Morgan Says:

    Eh….hoochie?

  6. Nikki Says:

    ok ill admitt her makeup is kinda off here but i think they just post the worst pictures so people will trash talk her..because she really is beautiful.and her makeup looks good all the time.

  7. jay Says:

    hav a word you lot,i bet evry1 of u girls would love to look like that,as for u boys ur jelus coz ur girlfriends are munters!!!! shes gooooorgus

  8. Jessica Says:

    Yea i agree that her makeup is a lil bit over the top in this picture. But o well it dosn’t really matter anyways because she is ALWAYS pretty no matter what. EVERYTIME i c her on Hulk Hogans show she is GOURGOUS!!(sp?)

  9. JJ Says:

    Ya, well i live in sunny Miami, and have seen her and her brother b4 several times, she is ugly….and HUGE. My girlfriend shoots this trannie down in the looks department, as do 95% of the young women in Miami. They are hott as hell, brook is not. He ass chin entered the club 5 minutes before she did.

  10. Adam Says:

    i personally never thought she —butch hogan was cute or purdy, lordy knows she is not a small girl. Love the sarcasm about the makeup, i wonder if this stupid huge big dumb idiot would get it if she read it. Doubtful. However, i would hate to see this ugly bitch w/out it.

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