December 2nd, 2005 by DamnImCute Celebrities Blog | Stay updated and subscribe.

Cyndi “See-Through” Lauper

If there wasn’t any lipstick on her do you really think you would know that there was an actual person in this picture? It’s like someone dipped her in a vat of mayonnaise (mmmmmm…mayonnaise) and forgot to lick it off of her. If I’m ever in a hospital she better be wearing an orange jumpsuit because I don’t want her sneaking up on me.

Of course if I am in a hospital I suppose there is no better place for someone to sneak up on you and cause some damage. However, if poor Cyndi got hurt and fell people would just continue to trip over her wondering what the fuck that white lump on the white floor is. And we all know the janitor ain’t cleaning that shit up.




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